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Excellent Blog Award
Thanks for this ILuvNUFC
I would like to thank Coffee, Beer and Night Shifts for making this possible and as I have accepted this unbelievable award I must now name a few who I think should receive it too (well 10 actually), so here goes...
Info 05.04.08
How UK citizenship tests are 'abused'
9 Things to Stop Worrying about Right Now
No happy returns as school bans birthday cake
9 Things to Stop Worrying about Right Now
No happy returns as school bans birthday cake
18 Decluttering Tips to Start Conquering Your Mess
Kathleen Turner sorry for labelling Nicolas Cage a dog-napper
Kathleen Turner sorry for labelling Nicolas Cage a dog-napper
Poop Fossil Pushes Back Date for Earliest Americans
Men Create More Housework for Women
China lifts ban on non-Chinese versions of Wikipedia
How Laughter Affects Every Part of Your Body
Desert Tortoises Take Orders From Army
Men Create More Housework for Women
China lifts ban on non-Chinese versions of Wikipedia
How Laughter Affects Every Part of Your Body
Desert Tortoises Take Orders From Army
Nano-sized Technology Has Super-sized Effect On Tumors
UK armed forces recruit backseat driver tech
Top 10 Places You Should Never Visit, According to Hollywood
Horses Can Count, New Study Says
Cornwall to Cumbria with not a penny to pay (if you're over 60)
10 Futuristic Materials
UK armed forces recruit backseat driver tech
Top 10 Places You Should Never Visit, According to Hollywood
Horses Can Count, New Study Says
Cornwall to Cumbria with not a penny to pay (if you're over 60)
10 Futuristic Materials
Police seek man with guitar in his pants
9 mind Tricks to get what you Want
The rise of the emotional robot
Extraordinary Aerial Pics Of Deserts--Photog Uses Paraglider
Jaw-Dropping National Geo Feature: China's Instant Cities
Hibernation Method Tested for Space Travel
Extraordinary Aerial Pics Of Deserts--Photog Uses Paraglider
Boring Family Of Pennsylvania Suing Google
The Animated History of Stonehenge [Flash]
9 mind Tricks to get what you Want
The rise of the emotional robot
Extraordinary Aerial Pics Of Deserts--Photog Uses Paraglider
Jaw-Dropping National Geo Feature: China's Instant Cities
Hibernation Method Tested for Space Travel
Extraordinary Aerial Pics Of Deserts--Photog Uses Paraglider
Boring Family Of Pennsylvania Suing Google
The Animated History of Stonehenge [Flash]
Saturday, 15 March 2008
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Friday, 7 March 2008
Info 07.03.08
Reznor makes $750,000 even when the music is free
Internet Explorer 8 Has Arrived
First WoW: Wrath of the Lich king Inscription spell found
Watch out for Thai students
Hydrogen Sulfide May Kill Us, Bring Us Back to Life
Boys And Girls Brains Are Different
No swearing in South Pasadena this week
Bordering On The Semi-Tasteful
California cows start passing gas to the grid
Kylie jerks off dogs for money! via
Mexican Army Crossing Border, Again!
Do Something: Solving Global Warming [PIC]
Burglars done in by doughnuts
Internet Explorer 8 Has Arrived
First WoW: Wrath of the Lich king Inscription spell found
Watch out for Thai students
Hydrogen Sulfide May Kill Us, Bring Us Back to Life
Boys And Girls Brains Are Different
No swearing in South Pasadena this week
Bordering On The Semi-Tasteful
California cows start passing gas to the grid
Kylie jerks off dogs for money! via
Mexican Army Crossing Border, Again!
Do Something: Solving Global Warming [PIC]
Burglars done in by doughnuts
The International Space Station Expands Again
What Life Would Be Like Without Text Swearing
Drive Thru
What Life Would Be Like Without Text Swearing
Drive Thru
Tuesday, 26 February 2008
Boozers Tale
I never drink beer on a Monday,
Cos Monday's the day fer mi health
An' the wife's got me countin' them units,
I've just got to take care o' miself
So I merely have wine wi' mi supper,
An' just the one litre OK?
Then a rather large rum in mi coffee
An' I calls that mi sensible day
I never drink wine on a Tuesday,
Cos Tuesday's mi weightwatchin' club
It's the day when I eat nowt but cabbage,
The day I don't go much fer grub
Now a diet demands plenty fluid,
Summat light an' completely fat-free
So I've chosen that strong German lager
An' I just have five pints wi' mi tea
I never drink lager on Wednesday,
Cos Wednesday's the day fer mi jog
It's tracksuit an' trainers at mid-day
Then I'm off up the road wi't dog
First stop's at the Globe fer some Guinness,
Three swift ones'll get me to grips
Then I carry on round to The Shepherds
Fer three more an' a burger an' chips
I make sure that I'm suitably rested,
Then I sprint back to our garden wall
In a time of under twelve minutes,
An' it's four 'undred metres an' all
I never drink Guinness on Thursday,
Cos Thursday's mi day to relax
I likes to sit out in t' back garden
In mi brown zip-up cardie an slacks
After lunch I might stroll by t' river,
Breeze in at the Fisherman's Drop
Where I lounge on the terrace all lordly,
Sippin' shandy, but beawt any pop
Then cos I've been good through the day like,
She'll allow me to waver a smidge
So mi evenin's spent watchin' the footy
Wi' a few packs o' Boddies from t' fridge
I never drink Boddies on Friday,
Cos Friday's mi night on the razz
An' we meet in The Firkin at seven,
Owd Nodger an' me an' Fat Baz
Oh The Firkin's a beer-drinker's heaven,
Wi' fifteen real ales from the jug
An' we start wi' the ones in the tap-room
An' we works ar way round to the snug
By midnight we're all talkin' gubbins
An' we're off fer a curry up town
But there's summat not reyt about curry
Cos I never seem t' keep the stuff down
We 'ave a good laugh wi' the waiters,
An' Baz moons his bum fer a joke
Then I'm home fer a nightful o' passion,
Cos I'm known as a passionate bloke
I never do much on a Sat'day,
Cos Sat'day's mi time fer a think
Cos me an't wife are not speakin' today,
I'm a drunken, fat pig an' I stink
So I sit near the lavvie pretendin'
That really I'm feelin' just great
But I'm goin' right off that Indian food
If it leaves me in this bloody state
It's later I make the decision,
On my forty-third trip to the bog
There's only one thing cures an upset like this
An' they call it 'air o' the dog
I ring Nodge an' Baz on mi mobile
An' both of 'ems likewise in pain
So we're back in The Firkin at quarter-past-six
An' we do it all over again
I never say Firkin on Sunday,
Cos Sunday's mi day to repent
I'm ashamed of all o' that boozin' I've done
An' all o that money I've spent
I begs the wife fer forgiveness
An' I promise I'll alter mi ways
An' she gives me a kiss an' a cuddle,
Like she did in our newly-wed days
We watch Songs of Praise on the telly,
Then a nice pot o' tea an' some cakes
An' I swear now I've climbed up the ladders,
I'll never slide down any snakes
But it's borin' on telly on Sunday,
An' I can't say I'm ever impressed
So I 'ave a walk out round the village
An' stop off at the Collier's Rest
Now the beer's a bit crap in The Collier's
So I leave an' pop round to The Swan
Where I flatten a shed-load o' Tetley's
An' I'm bloody well back to square one
So I never drink beer on a Monday,
Cos Monday's the day fer mi health
An' the wife's got me countin' them units
I've just got to take care o' miself
Sunday, 24 February 2008
Saturday, 23 February 2008
Find the man in the Coffee Beans
Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!
Info 23.02.08
Self-healing rubber bounces back
MildlyHotPeppers: Anatomy of a Digger pic
Husband guilty of murder in 'letter from grave' case
12,000-lb. Giant Mechanical Spider Is A Tad Intimidating
Conspiracy buffs may feast on JFK documents
The 7 Most Powerful Wizards (Too Lazy to Use Their Powers)
10 Unfortunate Facts of Life Every Adult Should Know
MildlyHotPeppers: Anatomy of a Digger pic
Husband guilty of murder in 'letter from grave' case
12,000-lb. Giant Mechanical Spider Is A Tad Intimidating
Conspiracy buffs may feast on JFK documents
The 7 Most Powerful Wizards (Too Lazy to Use Their Powers)
10 Unfortunate Facts of Life Every Adult Should Know
Tuesday, 19 February 2008
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Monday, 18 February 2008
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Info 05.02.08
Cigarette ash proves a drag for Nintendo's Wii
70% of Plants ID'd to Fight Cancer Found Only in Rainforests
50 Easy Ways to Lose Weight
Stephen Fry's Take on Linux / eeePC
Welcome to America ... You're Under Arrest
Unboxing a brand new Apple //c in 2008 [pics]
2008's Biggest Blips - ds fanboy
R.I.P. American Privacy. We will miss you.
The unspoken "High Beam Flash" rule could be history.
Pure Energy: A Critical Look At Energy Drinks
Animator vs Animation... and no, your pc didn't go insane. SFW
The Science of Superheroes (Photo Gallery)
Dutch unveil robot to fill car gas tank
How Big Is the Web? 155,583,825 Sites - Report
Stilettos Work Female Orgasm Muscles
Peruvian Anti-Riot Police Uniforms: Judge Dredd Meets Batman
Superbowl commercials
Percentage of US with less than 9 years of education
The Xbox 360 Elite laptop
Analysis: racism back in Spanish sport
Protect Yourself from Sexually Transmitted Intelligence
9 Underrated Sandwiches
Retro Arcade Gaming Fan Heaven (PICS and VIDEO)
'Max Payne' to Begin Filming Soon
Hamburg’s unique elevator tunnel! [pics]
China's Weathermakers Prep for Olympics
9 Hollywood Scandals Long Before Lindsay, Paris, and Britney
The Most Dangerous Time To Go To The Bank
The House that Shaped an Architectural Generation [PICS]
Fox News Documentary: Bush is SO like Abraham Lincoln
What on Earth is Wrong With Gravity?
World's Largest Turbine: One Powers 5000 Homes [5 pics]
Mouse Catches Cold, Researchers Rejoice
17 Unbeatable Ways to Create a Peaceful, Relaxed Workday
Stunning: 2 F15s Intercept 2 MiGs in Upper Atmosphere
6 incredible star forts
Luck or Skill? This Is How You Run From the Cops!
Woof! Computer Speaks Dog
10 Most Memorable TECH Super Bowl Ads (W/ VIDEOS)
Doing on Linux that you can't do with Windows or on a Mac!
15 T-Shirts You'd Hate to See on Your Daughter's Boyfriend
Meet a Perhistoric Shark
Amazing Police Cars from all over the world
Build a Mac for $350
Monkeys tune in to your way of thinking
Beatle Mania - New Themed Hotel Opens [SLIDESHOW]
Forget the plane, take the intercity spaceship
Navy's Record-Breaking Electromagnetic Railgun Shot
Big House Big Troubles
Golden Frog Waves Goodbye, Then Goes Extinct in the Wild
Dr. Kawashima declines $22 million in Brain Age royalties
Lemon tasting babies
Man Buys Vanity License Plate For $6.8 Million
Miss. law would ban serving obese diners
The AA-12, The World's Deadliest Shotgun
Pamela Anderson to perform at nude revue
Did Life Evolve in Ice?
Student's mouth-to-muzzle saves tiger cub
Blind Baby Tiger Saved by Human Eye Surgeon
9 Bizarre Design Marvels [PICS]
Microsoft: Windows Vista Update Officially Arrives Mid-March
Traffic Sign Keeps Telling Jokes
Venn diagram showing the difference between England, Great Britain, the British Isles and the United Kingdom
Leaked Video: Air Stewardess Goes Topless for Captain (LSFW)
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