How does that old joke go? "We don't get many pandas in here!" "Not bloody surprised at these prices!" Or the one where he whips out a gun and shoots the waiter, when the Maitre D protests it shouts "Look in the Encyclpaedia!" and vanishes. when the bloke looks up Panda, the entry says, "Panda: Eats, shoots and leaves!" Groan.... Ian
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somebody need to do one with a gas bill! :P
How does that old joke go? "We don't get many pandas in here!"
"Not bloody surprised at these prices!"
Or the one where he whips out a gun and shoots the waiter, when the Maitre D protests it shouts "Look in the Encyclpaedia!" and vanishes. when the bloke looks up Panda, the entry says, "Panda: Eats, shoots and leaves!"
Groan....
Ian
Too right Steven.
Ian
I should have put your first joke in the post :-)
lol
have you heard the panda fart one?
lol no, just seen the original sneeze one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReELc6H6f98
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